Not Acceptable

January 23, 2006 at 7:56 pm · Filed under sql

I’m trying to post a SQL query. But this motherbitch of a wordpress install, won’t let me. I thought maybe i messed something on the post.php file so i upgraded to version 2. Same thing. I’m sure that this POS post goes through.

An appropriate representation of the requested resource /wp-admin/post.php could not be found on this server.

UPDATE:Spme people have been sreaching for the error that I received and have ended up here.� Sorry about that.� Just to let both of you know, I received the error when I was trying to post a .sql script to this wordpress 2.0 installation through the administrative interface.

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excuses

January 16, 2006 at 4:54 pm · Filed under excuses

Over the weekend, I put in some serious effort on excusecalendar.com. It is really starting to come together.

Thanks to everyone who has helped me.

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Green Pigs

January 13, 2006 at 1:41 pm · Filed under Uncategorized

This is an email that I got today from a golfing buddy. Mr. Pig is my father…it’s a long story.

Mr. Pig,

What is this shit that I saw on FOX News this morning about the Green Pig? So we now have Green Ham with our Green Eggs?

Apparently, the public story is that some unnamed scientist has taken some genes from a jellyfish and mixed them with a pig’s DNA and he has come up with a Green Pig, that actually glows in the dark. As soon as I heard this story about the Green Pig, I immediately thought of you and/or Myles and I was wondering if either one of you snuck off to Taiwan, got drunk, ate some jelly fish, and then screwed a pig all in the name of alleged stem cell research. I have called my contacts at the State Department in Washington, D.C. and I have requested yours as well as Myles’s travel itinerary for last two years under the auspices of the Freedom of Information Act. You as well aware that they can freeze pig sperm for up to two years.

Any way, I have also asked Screw Ball The Clown to check all the outbound flight logs of all the South Florida airports to see if you or Myles flew out any time last year. I have also axed him to canvas all the cheap gay hotels in Wilton Manor and Dade County to see if either you or Myles took a pig, or for that matter a jellyfish and a pig, in to a cheap hotel room and had your way with a pig.

We will soon get to the bottom of this tawdry sexual episode and I believe that your cloven hoof prints will be all over it.

Come to think of it we haven’t heard from Twin Dust in a while and I was wondering if we should broaden our investigation to include him as well?

Judge Guido

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