Google hates Jesus?

April 16, 2006 at 7:33 am · Filed under Uncategorized

If these guys up at Google want a reputation for doing no evil, they could start by giving us a nice flashy animated gif of the Good Lord rising from the cave of the first “o” in the google logo on Easter. I’d even let them slide with a non animated logo, but at least recognize that it’s the most important holiday for Christians world-wide. (I don’t want to hear any shit about Christmas being the most important holiday. It is, for retailers, not for real God-fearing Christians such as my faitful readers.)
Another thing. Check out the file size fo the Google Web API. We now have proof that google is in fact working hand in hand with Satan.

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Feed Me

April 13, 2006 at 12:03 am · Filed under Uncategorized

I was messing around tonight and did this.

http://www.myleshenderson.com/feedme/login.php

What is Feed Me? This is another rss reader thing. Feed Me gets the latest RSS headlines from your favorite sites. There is also a Google Search Bar in Feed Me.

This is a free site. There are no ads in the site except for the sponsored Google Search box. By signing up and submitting your Adsense ID, you can share in any revenues generated on this site.

How does it work? Fill out the form and you get an account. Then you can immediately begin to add RSS Feeds.

You can also submit your Google Adsense ID which will be randomly selected from among the pool of ID’s each time a page is loaded. If someone clicks an ad or does a search while your ID is up, you earn money. The script is smart enough to never display your own Adsense ID while you are signed in.

What else?I make no warranties that this system is fit to use. I won’t share your email address or your feed lists with third parties. You should be sure to comply with Google’s Adsense Terms of Service if you are submitting your Adsense ID.

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Dumbest 419′er so far…

April 4, 2006 at 11:34 am · Filed under scams

Zambulu Williams emails me with:

I reply with: Can we trade for women or goats?

I get back:

I respond:

Kind Sir-

In my village, we are in dire need of goats and available women. � I am
willing to assist with the transfer of your funds. � But I do not need
any additional money as I have recently received a shipment of 100
crates of refurbished adult pleasuring toys shaped like assorted
fruits and vegetables which I will be inspecting and moving piece by
piece in the local markets. � Does your village need any adult
pleasuring toys? � I can give you a fair price.

Which prompts me to inquire as to the status of women and goats. � We
need the women for cooking and cleaning. � We will treat them well. � We
need the goats goats for taking care of other needs that arise
especially in the mornings, when we first get out of bed. � I assure
you that the goats are willing participants in this. � They will not be
harmed.

I will assist you in the transfer of funds, but only if you can
guarantee delivery of 2 women and half a dozen goats in good health.

I have a fine banking facility in my village and will be glad to use
the goodwill that I have acquired there to help you with your
transfers.

Regards.

I will keep my faithful reader informed regarding this latest development. i’m going to take this guy for every last goat in his village.

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