Zambulu Williams emails me with:

I reply with: Can we trade for women or goats?

I get back:

I respond:

Kind Sir-

In my village, we are in dire need of goats and available women. � I am
willing to assist with the transfer of your funds. � But I do not need
any additional money as I have recently received a shipment of 100
crates of refurbished adult pleasuring toys shaped like assorted
fruits and vegetables which I will be inspecting and moving piece by
piece in the local markets. � Does your village need any adult
pleasuring toys? � I can give you a fair price.

Which prompts me to inquire as to the status of women and goats. � We
need the women for cooking and cleaning. � We will treat them well. � We
need the goats goats for taking care of other needs that arise
especially in the mornings, when we first get out of bed. � I assure
you that the goats are willing participants in this. � They will not be
harmed.

I will assist you in the transfer of funds, but only if you can
guarantee delivery of 2 women and half a dozen goats in good health.

I have a fine banking facility in my village and will be glad to use
the goodwill that I have acquired there to help you with your
transfers.

Regards.

I will keep my faithful reader informed regarding this latest development. i’m going to take this guy for every last goat in his village.